It was a delicious sixty degrees today. I took a walk. This is the Mapleton neighborhood of Boulder, Colorado, where Big Boy the elk lived and died. This is also where the careers of two Boulder police officers, Brent Curnow and Sam Carter once flourished and have now come to an end. Those two tools turned in their resignations today. I know I show total disgust for them. What is really going on inside is “There but for the grace of God go I” – Being bipolar, I CONSTANTLY feel like I am just one dumbshit move away from blowing the shit out of my whole life!! Does anyone else feel like this?
I mean, here these guys are living pretty good lives!! They have good jobs in a great town. They gotta be making some bank. If they want to hunt, they could hunt. Why in God’s name would they want to kill this damn elk in the middle of town? Did they ever stop to think that they’d be RUINING THEIR OWN LIVES???? Stupid. Shortsighted. I don’t get it. Or I’m afraid of doing the same so damn much.
Did Big Boy nuzzle any of these delicious-looking berries above on Maplewood? Does nuzzling berries sound like a fancy blowjob? Well I didn’t mean it in that way!
Above is the West end of the Mapleton neighborhood. Big Boy certainly walked past these majestic elms many a time. Haha I’m just bullshitting you. I have no idea what kind of trees these are! Sounded good huh.
Boulder is just a little crazy-ass-crazy.