Bipolar Bitches Anonymous Vol II

This is why I hate my job.  We work on a work order system and we get many, many more work orders every day than we could ever hope to complete.  Our employer, being cheap fucks, will not staff our department appropriately so we just struggle along.  Yesterday was a prime example.  Email from bitchy woman:  “I need your help right now, this is affecting my work.”  Me:  “Here’s a document that should help you do what you are trying to do.”  (I have 57 work orders and she’s #55).  Bitchy woman:  “I need you to come resolve this right now.”  Me:  “I can’t resolve this right now but I’m hoping you can follow the documentation for a resolution.  We have a strict first-in-first-out policy on tickets and we receive much more work every day than we can accomplish.  I won’t be able to get to your ticket until sometime next week.”  Bitchy woman:  “You better come to my desk right now.”  The BITCH in Bipolar Bitches Anonymous is rising like a genie from a bottle and threatening to float all the way to North Carolina to STRANGLE this woman!!  I’m sorry but the most rational thing to do in this situation would be to grab my purse, leave a note that says “Fuck this job!” and RUN not walk to the nearest bar.  The UNNATURAL thing to do is to keep working through such a taxingly shitty situation.  Woo!  Look at the time!  This bitch better go get in the shower & get ready for work.  *Sob*

7 thoughts on “Bipolar Bitches Anonymous Vol II

  1. The smart thing to do would be to do your best not to murder anyone today. I don’t want to have to come bail your ass out of jail! Good luck!

  2. I’m up early, dreading going to my very, very part-time job because it sucks so bad. It’s freezing, and driving there is a waste of time and gas. But it funds my gas and cigarettes and coffee habit. So, I go. Can’t wait to stick it to them someday….. not sure how. A cooler job? A better life? Fingers crossed you don’t go off today. I’ll wish the same for myself.

  3. It’s easy, go into lockdown mode. Stop everything, contain yourself in a room with nothing but pen & paper. A laptop can be dangerous, to many temptations. Focus on the problem at hand and you’ll discover hidden pathways you couldn’t even dream of exploring

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