I got my feelings hurt today, whoop-de-doo-doo, it happens all the time, right? But right now I am sensitive as a mofo and a tad bit unbalanced and the results were a) A monster stomachache, b) A headache so bad I wanted to barf, and c) Crazy-girl talk and tears combined. Is this a multiple-choice exam? No! Well yes, as long as you choose d) All of the above. I am feeling kookoo and beyond and I’m wondering, is there a pill for this? And then I remember, oh shit! I’m already on FIVE! Does anybody have a good explanation for me? Is it Mercury Retrograde? Saturn Serenade? Jupiter Gatorade? Fuck somebody hand me a vodka!