Sick Sucks!

BOW DOWNOh MAN red alert on the stomach flu that’s going around!!  I am on my fourth day of it and it has put me through the physical and emotional wringer!!  I don’t know if this is true for any of my fellow bp’s, but for me, running a fever is akin to a full nervous breakdown.  I might as well not be on any medicine at all!  I’ve been crying like it’s the new black, catastrophizing to the point where I’ve lost my job and am living in a homeless shelter, I’ve eaten six crackers in four days, puked the rainbow…what else?  Well I guess that’s enough detail for now, I don’t want to send you into a sympathetic response.  Suffice to say I am exhausted.  This is a doosy of a fuckin’ flu.  Is it possible that THE DEVIL created the flu?  Could this be biological warfare?  If not, it should be.  It’d be a very potent weapon to bring the enemy to its knees, literally.  Oh, mama.  Just writing this has caused me to need a nap.  So, I’ll sign off for now, see you again when I’m healthier my friends.  Beware of the Tummy Terror!  Avoid at all costs!!!

15 thoughts on “Sick Sucks!

  1. I don’t even know what to say except that really sucks and I pray you feel better immediately.
    On another note, when I saw the picture attached to your post, I thought of that song by Nine Inch Nails. Just thought I’d share.
    Sorry you’re sick.

  2. Oh my, that sounds awful. I expect if you did take your meds, they’d be, um, (r)ejected, anyway.
    At least your sense of humour seems intact.
    I just recently found your blog and I like it very much.
    I do hope you feel well soonest.

  3. I have missed the hell outta you. So yea, the Devil invented the flu to take your spirit away from me! (It’s all about me, you say? Sorry bout that).

    Really, I miss you and your great energy. Get well and write!

  4. stay strong and keep an eye on your meds. If you start feeling side effects, see a doctor or go to the ER. Seriously, my girlfriend died last month because of a medical interaction. I am heart broken and I don’t ever want that to happen to anyone again.

  5. Why does sick suck? Without sickness there would be no healthy. Booooorringggggg. I like you just the way you are in time, sick, healthy, strong, depressed, I don’t give a fuck (I actually do but ssssshhhhh….)

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