Oh MAN red alert on the stomach flu that’s going around!! I am on my fourth day of it and it has put me through the physical and emotional wringer!! I don’t know if this is true for any of my fellow bp’s, but for me, running a fever is akin to a full nervous breakdown. I might as well not be on any medicine at all! I’ve been crying like it’s the new black, catastrophizing to the point where I’ve lost my job and am living in a homeless shelter, I’ve eaten six crackers in four days, puked the rainbow…what else? Well I guess that’s enough detail for now, I don’t want to send you into a sympathetic response. Suffice to say I am exhausted. This is a doosy of a fuckin’ flu. Is it possible that THE DEVIL created the flu? Could this be biological warfare? If not, it should be. It’d be a very potent weapon to bring the enemy to its knees, literally. Oh, mama. Just writing this has caused me to need a nap. So, I’ll sign off for now, see you again when I’m healthier my friends. Beware of the Tummy Terror! Avoid at all costs!!!