Now I know you’ve all been worried about how you’re gonna get that valentine to me. Yes, I know there’s only one more day. You’re gonna have to Fed-Ex it. Nothing fancy. I DO like dark chocolate. And diamonds. Just the large, tasteful ones, you know, where you can look deeply into them and actually see the miners chipping away? Just like that. Nothing special, nothing too gaudy. $100,000 or less ONLY! Ok here’s my address:
444 4th St
Boulder, CO 44444-4444
Phone: 444 444 4444
Thanks in advance. Oh. I will get you next year. Yeah. I’m making something and it takes a REALLY long time.