In watching broadcast tv, I had the opportunity to see part of a strange Abilify commercial-slash-cartoon. In addition to feeling like I’ve been on a short acid trip, I’ve gotta say, whew, I’m sold! I mean, when ya see…
- Lecture on the great side effects of Abilify is going on. Depressed Mommy and her ever-helpful Umbrella with Eyes are taking notes on clipboards. UmbrellaEyes sneaks over and looks at DepressedMommy’s notes coyly.
- Depressed Mommy saying stuff while picking apples with her family in a cartooney orchard, UmbrellaEyes looking on snootily. Depressed Mommy looks stoned. Commercial closes. The family lived happily ever after, crunching apples in the apple orchard.
What in the fuck does this have to do with depression? And what the fuck are they doing with this umbrella with eyes? Are they trying to scare us away from Abilify? If what you were going for was extreme confusion with a scoche of bizarro, then I say well done, Abilify, well done!