Bipolar Bitches Anonymous Volume II is Now In Session!

“Oh Performance Review you son of a bitch you have no power over me!”  I hurl as I chew my second piece of marijuana candy of the day, contemplating vodka.   What is it with these fucking workplaces, anyway?  Ya go there and do a job, in this case, I do a job I hate, it’s a shitty job but I do my best, which on some days is pretty damn good and on other days it’s not jack shit.  Well I guess that’s why I got an overall rating of Satisfactory.  3 out of 5 points.  To me that says “you’re barely cutting it.”  Even though I hate the job and I think the workplace sucks, it’s still a bitter pill to swallow.  I have always been a top performer at my job, always been rated “Exceeds expectations” – so to be told that I’m just “meh” – well I have to say I took it personally and it’s kind of knocked me off my rocker.  I think I’ll just have one small drink….let’s all get our bitch on shall we?

 

6 thoughts on “Bipolar Bitches Anonymous Volume II is Now In Session!

  1. It’s probably about the bottom line and not you personally, raises are usually based on reviews. super duper-4%, satisfactory-3%, low achiever-2%, forget it you ain’t getting crap-0% I would be satisfied with the satisfactory!

  2. Those people go home and don’t give a second thought about whether you exceed expectations or are just “okay.” In fact, they go home and get wasted so they don’t have to think about their shitty jobs. So don’t let it get to you.
    Fuck’em.

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