Well this was another riveting sixty minutes for both me and the psychiatrist. He asked me for all the drugs I currently take (Me: “Didn’t my medical doctor already fax that over?” Psych: “Yes but I want you to tell me.”) I threw in that I’m a daily marijuana user and he verbally interpreted that as “daily substance abuser.” Oh goody this is gonna be fun! He asked me sneaky questions like “Do you ever hear someone calling your name when no one is in the room?” (No), “Do you ever hear a voice that is not yours talking to you or telling you to do things?” (No), “Do you ever see a group of people talking and think they’re talking about you?” (Yes with a fresh rush of tears, I have been paranoid since I was a little girl.) It cracks me up how they ask those questions. I call them the KooKoo Index. So I got a 1 out of 3 on the KooKoo Index, or 33.33333333333333. That’s pretty crazy. Beware of me!
P.S. – This is my 100th post!! Substance Abuse Party at my house y’all!!