Sunday, What To Do

I am drinking a delicious morning cup of coffee, my second, and pondering my Sunday without Broncos football.  I really do not know what I am going to do without the Broncos.  I know I have them next weekend but then that’s it!  Oh Lord.  I think by next weekend I will be driving again so at least I’ll be able to venture out into the world, that will make a HUGE difference.  I just hope that my cognitive functioning will be sufficient to support the operation of a motor vehicle by that time.  If not I will occupy myself with some low-speed automobile accidents.  I should be able to create some that don’t involve injuries, I think.  I will choose good-looking male victims, or maybe even a FIRE TRUCK!  Oh fuck yeah running into some firemen could really make the day enjoyable.  I would come up with a reason to lie down for sure.  Lie down in a provocative pose, have a little chat…….  Hmmmmmm what to wear.  I better study air-bag deployment.  At this rate I may never go back to work.  And that is ok with me.  WOW a new reason to live, it’s amazing how one can find one from basically anywhere!  I’m going to my closet now to put some outfits together…you just don’t KNOW how excited this idea has made me!  Firemen!  Firemen!  Firemen!  Bipolaronfire newly obsessed…sweet!

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