From Radical Forgiveness to Walgreens, I Fucking Hate You!

Oh Walgreens! You motherfucker!! You know what a pain in the ass it is to get Clozaril. You have to get bloodwork every two weeks (every week for the first six months). The bloodwork gets sent to your doctor and to the pharmacy. Then the pharmacy refills the prescription. Two weeks’ worth of medicine. Right? Wrong! It doesn’t work that way in Florida! In Florida, the doctor has to fax a specific Clozaril Access Form to the pharmacy. Did anyone tell me this? NO! When I called the pharmacy yesterday to see if they’d received my labwork, they said Yes, they had, and my prescription was ready. Then I got an email from Walgreens saying my prescription for Clozaril was ready. TWO CONFIRMATIONS that my prescription was ready. So, I go to pick it up. Is it ready? NO! Because they didn’t get that fucking form from my doctor. Why in God’s name did Walgreens tell me TWICE that the prescription was ready? It’s one of life’s great mysteries. So here I sit, two doses of Clozaril left, phone message left for my doctor in Colorado, panicking because if I miss a dose of Clozaril it’s curtains, people!! My mood will crash! And being out in Florida, away from my support system, this just CANNOT HAPPEN!!! Jesus Christ why oh WHY is it such a fucking pain in the ass to be on Clozaril???? And Walgreens (Walgreens in Florida, specifically), I fucking hate you.

8 thoughts on “From Radical Forgiveness to Walgreens, I Fucking Hate You!

  1. Oh honey, I am SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!

    You need this bullshit like you need a hole in the head! This situation sucks beyond reason. The fact that you’re able to write and post about it without throwing the laptop out the door is incredible. You will get through this!!!! You’re a fighter!

    To receive not one, but two confirmations and then go through what you describe w/Shitgreens is highly, highly unethical on their part. I hope with every tiny bit of my heart that this mess got resolved and that you got your dose, my dear.

    You are working your ass off doing all the right things!!!!!! I wish everyone who played a part in this scam had to take & depend upon Clozaril for 10 years, and see what a walk in the park it is!

    XOXOXOXOOXOXOXOoXO
    DyDy

    • My most darling supporter and co-conspirator, thank you. And I LOVE the name Shitgreens!!!!!

      So far still no meds but I did get a response from tweeting about it. We’ll see. Two doses left . . . I’m walking on thin ice here! Thanks again Dear DyDy!!!

      • GIrl, I’m praying my agnostic ass off for you! Shitgreens should merge with Comcast – two peas in a pod, eh?

        At least you got a response from tweeting – lots of love to you!!!!!!!!!!! Keep your freaky fans posted on how it goes – I adore your fiery spirit!!!!

      • Thank you, again! And OH OH OH I got a refund check from FUCKING COMCAST just today!!!! I don’t know if it was the blog post/tweet or the FCC complaint but dammit I got my money back!! YAYYYYYYYYY!!! 😀

  2. I was on this before and I had zero issues with prescriptions. wtf? I’m sorry they aren’t being understanding its not like you can just miss a few days and be fine..

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