It’s 6:49 am.

It’s 6:49 in the morning. Got up at 6:15. The deal on Thursdays and Fridays is that I take my niece to school and pick her up afterwards. It’s one of the ways that I contribute to the household. Yeah. I’m a stupid ass. I VOLUNTEERED to do this. Mornings like this one after a night where I woke up every hour, on the hour, I am reminded of what a grandiose and generous shit I can be. And I’m not the kind of person who can get up ten minutes before, throw some water on my face, and run out the door. Oh no! It takes me awhile to wake up. So I have to get up way earlier than our departure time. Oh goodie grunt shit I cannot WAIT until the snow flies!! Then this will REALLY be a party! Well it’s not Nieceie’s fault, so I won’t be an asshole to her. I’ll enjoy some concentrated time with her. We usually hop in the car, right on time or two minutes late, and she promptly commandeers the radio and both cell phones, ready for any and all radio contests. She and her cousin have already won once, tickets to a corn maze eighty miles away. Those tickets were dutifully picked up by me, one hour’s drive in each direction, but have yet to be redeemed. The parents are fighting for the right to drive to that one. Ha. The name of the station is The Party, nickname The Taylor Swift Station. Oh how I love it!!

As I eat my morning granola which is as hard as teeth, I think it’s time to switch to a new breakfast. Some pain doctor last week suggested the dreaded words no one wants to hear: Gluten Free. I am still thinking about it. I should say researching it. That is how intelligent people procrastinate.

Well it’s off to school and then an adventure to Denver to look at granite for my sister’s countertop. LIFE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! I hope I don’t poop with the excitement. See you soon, my friends. Keep eating those peaches!!

7 thoughts on “It’s 6:49 am.

  1. Hey girl, I love the honesty of your blog. I’ve read the last three posts and it seems like you’re going through a lot right now. I’m going through a lot too and it’s been really difficult to manage my illness. I feel like I take two steps forward and then three steps back. I really feel for you. It’s not easy to find a place in life but you will get it. Keep your head up. You’re doing a great job by even having the guts to share your emotions like this.

  2. You are so much fun to read. In a world of bipolar blogs that can be a little sad, this one is filled with raw wit, and a person who also is hesitant about whether or not glutein is a real thing. Love this!

  3. I love your posts whether they are funny, sad or both. One thing they aren’t: BORING!!! Love you sweet Georgia peach!!!! Isn’t gluten kind of like smegma? (Definition of smegma, btw – I didn’t know it also applies to we women-folk!!! Smegma (Greek smēgma, “soap”) is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia.!!!!! Loverly!)

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