I always liked the word “sadistic” more than “statistic”. Bet you can guess which one I really am? Yes I lost my health insurance. Along with fifty-six sabazillion others. Yes I looked that up. I am still in shock. Thank Jeebus I got to the bank in time to stop payment on my latest whopper of an insurance payment before the check got cashed! That eighteen months of COBRA flew by. Now, I’m fuckerooded! I will start my serious search for new benefits on Monday. All adultish & shit. Thanks for your well-wishes, they mean a lot. Peach out homies!