Well, despite all my shit-talking about my parents, when push comes to shove I have to say they really love me. This week, they busted out their Southwest Airlines points and bought me a plane ticket to Florida for Christmas! YESSSSSSS!!! Florida for Christmas AND I get to miss any potential dramatic Christmas screaming match at the ol’ homestead! I am cookin’ with gas now, my friends! Just two short weeks, and I will be out of the Colorado cold and basking in the delicious rays of the Florida sunshine. Can you say gratitude??? Oh I am so excited….just when I thought I couldn’t bear another fucking winter day here, I have something to hold on to. Floridaaaaaaa…..
Hope you have a gangbang-up weekend, peeps! I am off to try to hike off more of these Clozapine pounds. Ten down, twenty more to go! It’s a bitch, but so far, they haven’t invented an app to do it for me. So long, farewell for now….