Did you even know I was away? Well I WAS! At the BEACH! In FLORIDA! And it was SPECTACULAR!!! It was a one-week reprieve from the wicked Seasonal Affective Disorder I suffer from. It was like magic! Andddddd I came home to 16°, grey skies, snow on the ground, snow on my car, and so help me Jeebus, I didn’t cry, but I wanted to! BAD! Now I am fighting a Level 11 out of 10 bad fucking attitude and I don’t know what to do to get out of it. I am sitting in front of the therapy light 1-2 hours per day and working out every day and still pretty much hating life. DAMN this fucking cold weather!! So help me GOD this is the LAST winter I spend in Colorado, I SWEAR!
To counteract that last paragraph, here are some positive things: 1. I had a great Christmas in Florida, spent several hours at the beach, and swam in the ocean. 2. We had a Christmas cookout and only one of my friend’s friends got drunk enough to ask me to pop out a boob. Not too bad. (Boob not popped) 3. Upon return, the family Christmas #2 celebration on 12/27 went off without Dad losing his shit even once. 4. I still have these awesome henna tattoos on my hands that make me look like a bad bitch! These were done in Florida of course and they’re my souvenir. Especially when I work out and have a t-shirt on, I feel like a beast, but in a good way. 5. I met a sizzling-hot giant guy (I fucking love giants) at a party in Florida and it reminded me that I LOVE MEN and sort of put into perspective that I’m not an old lady yet, and I need to get my dating game back on point. SO! On to 2016 with a little bit of hope and a bit of a focus on where I want to go in the next year. Which is, basically, fitness and fucking. Ok! Have a day. Let me know how you are!