I don’t know about anybody else, but Facebook makes me feel like SHIT! It used to be like, oh! My friends! I can keep up with them and how they’re doing! Now it has devolved into a mess of fucking memes (just because it’s a meme, doesn’t make it true), people trying to make their life look perfect, and people trying to be gurus. You know that old adage, comparing other people’s outsides with your insides? Well, it’s an adage to me. Comparing other people’s outsides with my insides makes me feel like a LOSER! I am not out living the fabulous life! I’m not out having wine in Napa Valley, at the opening of a play, laying out in Hawaii or Mexico (but you can bet your ass I will post Florida beach pictures every fucking day I’m there) or meeting the President or a Kardashian (those fuckers are EVERYWHERE!). I also am not living the dream like all those fucking memes say I should be. I’m just living this little Bipolar life, trying to get through each day with some tiny accomplishment, maybe showering, exercising, or writing a blog post, and that is not sexy or Facebook-postable. When did people stop being real and start with the shit show on Facebook? I don’t know. Maybe in 2012. But I keep reading it and it keeps making me feel like shit!! Who’s the dumbshit now??
I have deleted Facebook off my phone countless times, only to add it back two hours later. I’m addicted! What IS it?? I have to admit I DO watch those quickie recipe videos, they’re like fucking magic! Poof! That might be the only good thing. Or, Demaryius Thomas. Ok, I love him. He’s just so beautiful! Other than recipe videos and Demaryius Thomas, Facebook is sucking my will to live, just a little. Let’s just rename it MemeBook! I’m sick of memes! I made these two special memes, just for you, to illustrate how stupid they really are. I hope you enjoy them and I hope you have a fantastic weekend. GO BRONCOS!!!!!