Damn It All!

Today I had plans to go see my Toy-Boy and man, was I excited! I got a mani/pedi, dyed my hair, shaved my legs, all the things a gal does when she knows she’s gonna get lucky.  I even bought a bottle of Grey Goose to bring as a gift to the host (a selfish gift because I love expensive vodka).  Lo and behold, it was not to be!  Toy-Boy contacted me and let me know that he was laid off from his job yesterday.  Oh!  I was so sympathetic!  How can I help?  Do you need to talk?  I think we should still keep our plans, though, you need to keep your positive energy going (read: Don’t you want a blow job?).  Damn it all, he somehow resisted my charms.  So here I am, all spruced up with no place to go and a nice bottle of vodka, chanting “You can’t drink alone” as I contemplate what I’ll do this evening.  What a waste of effort!  I’m seriously considering taking myself out for a drink, just because I feel so fresh and new and…delicious?  Who wants to go out?  Drinks are on me.

21 thoughts on “Damn It All!

  1. Oh my lovely, freshly shaved, stunning hair’ n nails morsel of temptation, he is MISSING OUT!!!!!!!! You need an additional boy toy or two! YOU shouldn’t miss out whenever you go to all this trouble to be so scrumptious.

    I hope that you are chilling right now, and not getting too bent out of shape over Satan, I mean the Donald Plump. God, he was beaten with an ugly stick in every which way to Sunday. I think he is really a robot controlled by some secret high-tech organization or he’s an alien. Yes, I know that you can tell I’m watching too much of “FRINGE” – my newest favorite show.

    I loooooooveeeeee zoning out on television, even if my brain melts into sludge.

    LOVE YOU PEACHES!

    Be extra-good to your sexy , brilliant, hilarious self!!!! You really are special and deserve to be treated like the goddess you are.

  2. He lost his job and didn’t want to keep his plans? Oh, honey. It’s not that he didn’t want to keep his plans. He didn’t want to keep his plans with YOU. You’re so much better than this. You looked fabulous, I’m sure. You felt fabulous, I’m sure. And you know what? He missed it. My advice to you is to continue letting him miss it. You are worthy. You are beautiful. You are special. Look within yourself and see that. I know a certain “Mama” that does.

  3. This post made me giggle. I’ve been there, especially when I was in my early 20’s. I remember taking myself out plenty of times and having a great time meeting new people (and hotter!) Hope your night wasn’t a complete bust! ❤ xoxo

  4. Ugh. Sorry. His loss. I’m sure your…um…vodka would have been fabulous. Yes. We’ll go with the vodka. But I’m sure the other stuff would have been fabulous too.

    Stupid men. Let’s drink to stupid men. I could DEFINITELY raise a glass to that.

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