This is my latest purchase from the Nepalese store in Boulder. The owner told me it would bring me good luck and sound sleep. I didn’t need to hear anything else, I was sold! It’s a pretty piece of glass, isn’t it? I love to believe in magic. And to tell you the truth, I have been sleeping better! Don’t know about the luck thing yet. I applied for three jobs last week, I guess I had good luck because I immediately was called for an interview for one of them. I am on the fence as to whether or not I want the job, but it is part-time and would supplement what I do for Dr. Flaky nicely, since I can’t count on her at all. I’m also practicing what I call Catholic Magic, which is a Novena to St. Joseph. Catholicism is so damn magical and they have a patron saint for just about everything, and you make a novena to St. Joseph for work. This demonstrates the level of my despair, that I would dust off my completely renounced Catholic beliefs in a desperate attempt to get some work that I don’t hate. My sister did the novena for me before I got the job with Dr. Flaky, and I really liked the work. So! All I can say is, willingness is key when you want to achieve something. If you all know of any witch doctors or voodoo practitioners I should contact, please let me know in the Comments section.
After two years of not working, and many years before that of absolutely hating the work I did, I find it so interesting that I really do want to work! I enjoy the feeling of productivity and I enjoy being busy. It’s the human interaction and having to “play nice” that hangs me up and makes me want to take a big dump in the middle of the room. Me oh my, why oh why was I given such a difficult personality??? I wish there was some “higher purpose” and that it was for some “greater good” and I could go “Ohhhhh YEAHHHH THIS is why I’m such a jerkoff!!!” It’s all beautiful now! I’m going to pray to my beautiful glass lotus flower for that to magically happen. ‘Cause I don’t see a future of me shutting my mouth meekly or saying “Yes, Sir, No, Sir” in my future. Anyone with any wisdom on the subject, please DO share!
Well I’m off to do my favorite activity, pick up prescriptions! Those suckers at Walgreens must be wondering when my liver is gonna blow up already, with all the shit I take. It takes a mountain of pills to keep this person going, I say! Hope you all have a wondrous Sunday full of butterflies and rainbows. Peach out!