I am working (YAY!) for Dr. HasHerShitTogether, the gynecologist, today. This is NOT Dr. Flaky, the psychiatrist, who I usually work for. Dr. HasHerShitTogether truly has her shit TOGETHER and I helped her start up her business (very orderly because she had her shit together) and then I haven’t had much work because she got her business running like a well-oiled machine. However, once in awhile her medical assistant can’t make it in, and then she calls me to sub. YAY! It’s a nice chunk of money and I am living in financial fear right now so this is great.
Dr. HasHerShitTogether is a functional medicine doctor which means she a) doesn’t take insurance and b) has these nice long appointments with her patients for c) piles of money and d) she also sells supplements for e) shit-piles of money. (This is probably a shitty use of a,b,c, etc., but sometimes I enjoy listing things out with letters so SUCK IT!) She also does aesthetic appointments (shooting women’s faces full of Botox and Juvederm) for the big bucks and the women are my age or even much younger, in their thirties even, and I’m like, damn! Should I shoot my face full of shit? But then I think of Lara Flynn Boyle when her face blew up like a balloon and I say AH HELL NAH!!
Due to having to be here at the rude hour of 8:00 am, I was up at the crack of dawn and I got to see the sun come up! It was beautiful (this shitty iPhone pic doesn’t do it justice) and the birds were SCREAMING their joyful song and it was lovely. So yeah. Hope your day is equally lovely!