Working For Dr. HasHerShitTogether Today


I am working (YAY!) for Dr. HasHerShitTogether, the gynecologist, today.  This is NOT Dr. Flaky, the psychiatrist, who I usually work for.  Dr. HasHerShitTogether truly has her shit TOGETHER and I helped her start up her business (very orderly because she had her shit together) and then I haven’t had much work because she got her business running like a well-oiled machine.  However, once in awhile her medical assistant can’t make it in, and then she calls me to sub.  YAY!  It’s a nice chunk of money and I am living in financial fear right now so this is great.

Dr. HasHerShitTogether is a functional medicine doctor which means she a) doesn’t take insurance and b) has these nice long appointments with her patients for c) piles of money and d) she also sells supplements for e) shit-piles of money.  (This is probably a shitty use of a,b,c, etc., but sometimes I enjoy listing things out with letters so SUCK IT!)  She also does aesthetic appointments (shooting women’s faces full of Botox and Juvederm) for the big bucks and the women are my age or even much younger, in their thirties even, and I’m like, damn!  Should I shoot my face full of shit?  But then I think of Lara Flynn Boyle when her face blew up like a balloon and I say AH HELL NAH!!

Due to having to be here at the rude hour of 8:00 am, I was up at the crack of dawn and I got to see the sun come up!  It was beautiful (this shitty iPhone pic doesn’t do it justice) and the birds were SCREAMING their joyful song and it was lovely.  So yeah.  Hope your day is equally lovely!

13 thoughts on “Working For Dr. HasHerShitTogether Today

  1. That’s a beautiful picture, my friend!

    I’m so SO so glad you got to work for this un-flaky doctor today (I thought she WAS Dr. Flaky, so I’m glad you clarified that she wasn’t!)

    While I’m not a fan of the aesthetic crap injected into the body, it’s only because who knows what the long-term effects of that shit are, right? (Apart from what happened to Lara Flynn Boyle!) I’m just glad you get paid well because you deserve it.
    YOU, Dr. Fire, ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  2. “Should I shoot my face full of shit?” LOLLLLLLLLL.

    My grandma keeps trying to convince my mom that she needs botox. I have a feeling that phrase is going to come up next time I hear the conversation. 😉

    Glad you’ve got a good doctor to work for!

  3. hi Suzanne

    sorry been offline for a few weeks…needed phone, no wifi…even now just checking my emails at work..

    and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good to see so many posts from you !!

    Digital desert now over and should be back onlinenext couple of days

    but thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :)) just dicked wrk for half hour to catch up on your posts…and love the pic

    and I’m sort of a hermit too… when I get chance… ppl are soooo f*kckin boring..most of the time :))

    talk sooooooooon]



  4. Beautiful pic. Amazing how profitable supplements (Big Vitamin) and aesthetic injections are! Concierge medicine… medicine for those who can afford to pay high prices upfront and submit their superbills to their insurance companies for a pittance of a reimbursement.

    • I never heard of it referred to as Concierge Medicine, Kitt, but both of the doctors I work for practice that. Amazing how many people are out there who are able to pay cash for healthcare!

      • I know! There was a time when I visited out-of-network psychiatrists for both me and my son, then got reimbursed a pittance from insurance. At the time, it was worth the investment (and we could afford it).

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