Peaches has now laid FIVE EGGS!!! What the hell am I gonna do with five more birds???? Oh Holy God I may have a crisis on my hands when these little critters are born!! Granted, all the eggs may not hatch. Then again, Peaches might not be done laying her eggs! I thought it would be fun to have two babies. TWO! At this rate, I’m gonna be starting an aviary in my little micro-apartment!! Time will tell what becomes of this Crazy Bird Lady . . .
Today I am going to Mom and Dad’s to be the maid. That’s what I do on Mondays and Fridays. And I don’t. Want. To. Go. I am SO LAZY!! And I have to work HARD there!! Being a maid is fucking hard work. It’s getting later and later . . . I should be in the shower by now . . . the resistance is strong in this one . . . dammit fuck. I guess I better force myself . . . get used to what it will be like to have a regular JOB!
Speaking of which I have gotten some calls regarding jobs I’ve applied for . . . jobs I am wildly unqualified for, but dammit I got these certifications and I want to work in the Security field! SOMEONE has to be willing to train me! One job sounds perfect . . . it’s right here in Longmont and it’s only 25-30 hours per week at $40/hour, hell I could live on that and part-time is right up my ally. I get SO BURNED OUT working a full-time job, I’d KILL for a part-time job!!! They are sending the company, Crocs of the ugly shoes, my resume. We shall see.
Well I better get my ample ass in the shower. Those red beans & rice aren’t gonna cook themselves, neither is the wall gonna paint itself. Fuckers. Have a great Monday!