Well, I still have the job search blues. All signs point to doing the shit I used to do before I got these fucking certifications. All of the IT Security jobs want experience, how do you get the experience??? I know, I sound like a whiner.
Allow me to serve some cheese with the whine. I had a lovely sermon from my Dad today on the benefits of exercise. Of course, I know nothing, Nothing! About the health benefits of exercise. I choose to be fat. It’s just one of those lifestyle things, Dad. You wouldn’t get it. So Dad went on & on about exercise, how it’s so good, it feeds you socially, (who GIVES A FUCK about social shit?), etc., and I took it, like a good daughter, don’t ask me WHY I TOLERATE THIS SHIT, but I do, and then on the way home from my Mom & Dad’s, THANK GODDESS I had my phone on Do Not Disturb This Bitch, Dad left not one but TWO voicemail messages on how I should look for a job, I’m 51 years old, I have no idea how to look for a job!!! THANK G0D FOR MY DAD TO TELL ME HOW TO DO SHIT. Well I nearly shit two tons when I heard the messages. AS IF I haven’t been doing everything I can to get a job in the IT Security field!!!!!!!!!!! But he has some advice on how to do it. Because he knows best. Fucking holy hell.
So now! I am drinking some strawberry lemonade (10 calories) with vodka (many more calories) to drown my feelings because I can’t get stoned because of fucking drug tests!!! Hypocritical Colorado where the weed is legal but they still drug test for it!!!! Bullshit..in my not very humble opinion. But I am 16 days off weed which is some kind of record for Guiness and I’m going for 30 to pass the fucking drug tests!!! Bullshit…
I am so glad to have uplifted you all with this post, hope you are all equally great in your outlooks and dispositions….let me know… BPoF!!